Cutters humble Stojkovic

The Cutters on Monday threw the league a warning of what is to come from this class outfit this season, by annihilating the stjupid (according to one newspaper) Stojkavic. Lessons learned by the newcomers in their first outing were that:

• The Cutters aren’t going to be taken for granted no more
• You can’t beat DC sitting down
• If you seriously want to win the championship, first you have to get past the Cutters
• DC t-shirts are still available to order, at RRP $30, for either design.

Though Stojkovic showed signs of being the best team ever to play against the Cutters, the return of superstar J-Wong and the stellar team performance of the Cutters boys saw to it that the opposition could only manage seven points, and these seven points coming out of the Cutters charitable hearts.

Scotty ‘Smooth’ de Bruyn was one point off a career night, scoring 21 points in his MVP performance, whilst the supporting cast of Hot Rod Yochem (12 points), Fergie (11 points), Wong (10 points), Tim (6 points) and KS8 (5 points) combined strongly as one unit.

Their stoic performance came on the back of the Cutters first ever full-team practice (bar Da-pff of-course who is still in Borneo with the Orang-utans). Hopefully we will see more of these practices which include autograph signings in the coming season as the DC aim for the rings.

The debut of the new uniforms proved a marvellous success, bar the blow-hole logo still being repositioned on some players uniforms. You can see the new uniforms again next Monday as the Cutters take on the P Funk Allstars at 7:30 pm.

Photo: the boys unbraid their cornrows and let their hair out for a wild night of partying on the weekend.