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Welcome Aboard Diamond
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Mon, 26 Mar 2001 15:10:05
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Dear Diamond Cutters organisation,
Please accept our
offer to be made the NBA's newest expansion team. WE have evaluated
the benefits of such a club, with all that history, class, and of
course that player Johan van Leeuwen. We can easily market your team
and especially him with a catchy nickname, maybe 'the big ticket' or
something of that nature. Maybe you have some ideas but we can
discuss that later. You'll get a salary cap of course, be able to
participate in the draft, can trade players, etc. So all I can
sincerely ask is that you evaluate our offer and accept it, goodness
knows the NBA needs this (attendances are falling). It would be
beneficial for all parties involved. Lucritive deals are available,
just write your requests to me, I will do my best to fulfill these
wishes. P.S. I heard MJ wants to come out of retirement - have you
looked at that? I'm sure he'd be interested.
Thankyou for
your time David Stern NBA Commissioner
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