Cutters Holla 4 Scott

The Diamond Cutters had their throne challenged for the first time since Summer League 2001-02, however another strong team performance ensured it was another prancing. Nolan Vehola though showed they were a legitimate threat to the Cutters and their pursuit for more jewellery, and with more mystery teams to face shortly, you could hear the Cutters hollering at their dog SDB who be trippin’ around Europe.

He writes:

“All of the stories about amsterdam about se drugs and alcohol I can confoirm are all....true. Go into a "coffee" shop and you can select from the menus a vast amount of drugs, all completely legal. Went down through the redlight district and, well, it is quite in your face. Also all completely legal.”

Hmm. The time away seems to have affected his spelling.

The bling-bling combo of Wong and Ben again proved the decider, Wong packing 20 points, Ben adding another 17, both putting on a clinic for those underprivileged Vehola’s. However, in a tragic moment, as JDUBBZ looked set to hammer down a tomahawk on their unsuspecting selves, he was maliciously knocked down by a team not wanting to make the posters with mouths agape. The superstar suffered an injured knee, and looks to be out of the line-up indefinitely. The Cutters are waiting on an official word from team doctors today as to the extent of the injuries.

HE Sir Yochem bounced back into form scoring 15 points and missing only one shot, while the google-eyed goldfish Dave hit a “clutch” three on his way to 5 points. “We really needed a three and I was happy to oblige. I can be the hero, baby, I can kiss away the pain”, said an always humble Dave. Dikembe Mu‘Tim’bo knocked down 4 points, while Kep was busy Afri-ballin’-it Kevin Bacon style for 2 points. All this while wearing his old-skool Chuck Taylor ankle-breakers.

Next week the Cutters take on the Casual Js at 9:45pm (court 3). Let’s hope Wong will be back.