Cutters vs. Hubs

Stix vs. the In‘Tim’idator, Shaggy Derro vs. Too Short, Scott vs. Poppadom. It’s what the crowd comes to see. And Monday night the crowd were not disappointed as the Cutters beat down their fierce rivals yet again, in a masterful display of both O and D despite the absence of All-Mars Starting Five duo Jason Wong and Ben Ferguson, and of course fan favourite David LeVene.

Taking their spots this week were hyped-about streetballers Josh Greenwood and Robert Fischer. Their hustle play and full-court defence pounded Poppas into submission, never allowing the Hubs to find any rhythm, while also working the Cutters O.

Despite Kepler turning down (or bumbling attempts at – depending on who you talk to) five stunning beauties and passionate fans at the beach while jet skiing around Glenelg in a mink during the first heatwave of the summer only hours before the game, he was still able to function properly for the match. Asked about the incident, Kepler replied “You think I got time to do all these shows, to do all I does?” Casual team-mate Michael Kroon was at the scene, and declared he’d rather die than turn down any of those girls, and would also rather one of the girls than one million dollars.

Back to the game, while every player played good, they were not supercalifragalistic, as the team only totalled 29 points. The MVP battle was a hard-fought one, with Josh’s (2 points) constant hustle probably edging Robert (7 points), Scott (10 points) and Johan (4 points). Tim and Kep had 3 points each.

The Cutters now face a two-week holiday period break. The Cutters would like to thank all for their support during the year, in helping the Cutters bring home the trophy, and would like to wish all a very merry Christmas and a joyous new year.