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DIAMOND CUTTERS 53, TBA
38
New Nerds on the
Block No Match for Nonchalant Cutters
The Cutters faced yet
another dodgey Mars human-sacrifice expansion team "TBA" on
Monday night. Giving the Cutters a scare early in the first with
almost all of their non-sensical dead-flat power-heave bank shots
hitting their mark, these trajectory-calculating,
velocity-vector-utilising super-nerds were afforded a false hope by
the Cutters just before being swept aside.
The trouble was, the Cutters had called
star PF Scotty "Sticky-icky-icky" DeBruyn back from his European
break, sporting a new pair of all-bling Jordans and hungry for the
W. Scotty dropped 14 and numerous blocks, and takes the MVP.
Ben was su-poib for his team-leading
17, dropping 3s from all angles, much like his hero Shane Heal.
Rumours circulated that Ben would soon leave for Europe after being
offered a big-cash-money contract from Greek
A-league team Goats Peniz.
Johan had a streetball mis-hap at the
weekend while trying to earn a name for himself, managing to sprain
his already sprained ankle. Doctors say his "double-sprained"
ankle will take some time to heal. The super-sprain didn't
trouble the big fella too much, as he easily dropped 8, including
play-of-the-game in which he was bumped off his jump shot, turned
and flicked the ball backward over his shoulder, finding nothing but
net, teaching even the TBAs something about lucky shots.
Timmy had a huge one, getting all fired
up at the half, and hitting for 10. Tim also managed to fire up
Dave, who also was big on the offensive boards, putting back 4. Kep
(K Smoov) played some of his best point of recent times,
finding his teammates with the dime, but failing to score.
In Wong news, the re-kneed star is
reportedly working on a new album in his basement to pass the time,
tentatively titled "Wongmatic", a tribute to his projects upbringing
and keeping it real for the street.
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